mcqueencat:

cumvirgin:

I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly

well damn

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

me with daddie during a thunderstorm

tuhree:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

image

kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 

earthdad:

do u ever take out the trash and feel like you should throw yourself out along with it

bigsamthompson:

Simpler times on Skyloft (source)